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I am so tired of the information marketing crap-flood that lands in my email box every day. You know the emails I am talking about, you landed here because you are the ideal target. Actually, I bet I could get you to fork over $27 in 200 words or less. You think you are savvy, but I could. I wont, but I could.

Hey Ben,

its Joe LaDouche here. I just got off the phone with a guy who also floods you

with obnoxious emails!

I have lost the use of my left arm from excitement. and he showed me a new

system that he has been quietly using to make 100 million dollars an hour for

the past 6 months. I talked to him for 3 hours and he literally blew my mind!

The information he shared with me is so revolutionary, I literally wet myself

and saw jesus in the pee stains on my jeans! He let me look over his shoulder

while he showed me how he could manipulate Google with his mind while

simultaneously funneling PPC money from his competitors to make his ad

show up on the inside of peoples eye lids when they sleep!

He has a FREE video up but its only going to be there for 10 more seconds

so you better get over there quick before this information is gone forever.

Just between you and me, the last time this guy put out an e-book, he

caused the earth to spin off it’s axis and toilets flushed in the opposite

direction.! Get over there before your head explodes and you get evicted.

Seriously, I know that you have spent your kids college fund $97 at a time

but this is the real deal, I know I said that last time, and the time before, and

the time after, but I swear to God… This time I’m serious.

Oh No! My margins are getting

smaller and smaller I might

have to start sending emails

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In my brief jaunt into the information marketing world, I did learn some interesting things, for sure. However, what I also learned was that even people – with an otherwise altruistic outlook, found nothing wrong with selling people common sense and advertising 101 in an e-book or membership site. I used to work in porn back when it was fun, I make no secret of that. Porn was the original business of reselling intangibles, and yes, the marketing is manipulative, but there is a big difference between convincing someone that they might be able to score with a chick who is out of their league is a far cry from convincing someone that if they fork over $997, you will tell them something that will change their life.

I manage to get almost any of these systems for free. If you know where to look you can find website communities that will share the cost of these workshops, ebooks, etc. Everyone kicks in $10 an buys it. Honestly, I have felt ripped off paying $10 for a $1000 product. Not everything I have checked out is garbage, there are definitely some smart people out there. Ryan Deiss is a clever guy to be sure. I enjoy reading his stuff.

I’m not going to bash anyone by name. I will tell you something that you should know if you are a customer of that group of gurus. One of them, and this is the Gods honest truth, is currently working with a big community of black hatters to create a completely fictional internet marketing genius, make this character a guru, and pimp his product for him. You know who the guy is who is doing this, he is one of the biggest names in the business, but I’m not going to name him because I don’t need the headache and I don’t like informants. However, just know, that the next time you get an email from your favorite online marketing guru and they mention that some guy they know is coming out of the shadows to reveal some amazing new product – there is a distinct possibility that its a scam. This isn’t speculation on my part, this is something I know as FACT. I have the chatlogs to prove it.

There really isn’t a purpose to this post other than for me to vent a little bit. I was checking my email from my phone and deleting all the information marketing emails and its been a long day, so I was a bit more annoyed than usual.

Think about it before you pull out your credit card. If the price ends with a 7 – take a breath and think back to all the other information products and systems you have bought in the past, now think about how many of them made you a million dollars.

I hope this information helped you. Actually, come to think of it, I might just out this Guru for the scam they are about to pull off. I will tell you who it is… For just $27

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