Fox 6 Milwaukee : Courtney Gerrish : Brad Hicks : I will leave you alone!
October 19, 2010 by admin
Filed under Fox 6 News Milwaukee
Fox 6 News search engine rankings. I will give them back to you!
I noticed that I am getting a lot of traffic for people looking for the Fox 6 Milwaukee news casters, particularly Courtney Gerrish and Brad Hicks and his silly ties. I can’t stand local news – that’s no secret – but I don’t think I am obsessed with it. Brad Hicks is hilarious to me – only because I think he is the real life Ron Burgandy and I love the movie Anchorman. I have taken issue with Fox 6 a couple times because of a few of their stories that I thought were not only stupid, but also harmful. I also think Brad Hicks is an arrogant jackass (it turns out a lot of people do – I found some funny blog posts about him from his old network in San Francisco). ANYWAY.. not the point of this article.
I was just checking referring stats and I see that I am beating out the Fox 6 website on its own keywords in the search engines! That is pretty sad. I have always had a particular interest in media outlet sites and their methods of marketing. They have done a few things right, but they are way off-base on some serious fundamentals. A media outlet site could be an absolute power house if they understood how search engines work. Too bad. I would love a crack at one of those. The link building opps and social media opps are huge. I’m sure no one is going to beating down my door for making fun of Brad Hicks ties, but I am quite sure the people at Fox 6 have run into my site on a few occasions. I will stop posting about Brad and Courtney because I don’t think I am doing anyone any favors by occupying the top spot in the search engines for these keywords. Brad Hicks: This is the last time I will mention your name. I promise 
Courtney.. I don’t think I ever had a problem with you. I appreciate knowing who is peeing in the food in Milwaukee restaurants.
Incoming search terms:
Brad Hicks in the News again
WOW. I didn’t know that I wasn’t the only one who was actively talking about what a clown Brad Hicks is. This is a marketing blog but for some reason that guy bugs me so much. Well I just wanted to make sure that I still own most of the Google listings for Brad Hicks (and I do) and this article popped up: http://www.gradethenews.org/pages/nowhere%20news.htm Actually this isn’t so much about Brad Hicks, but more so about the news making up news when there isn’t any there. What a surprise the anchor that was referenced was none other than our own Brad Hicks. The article is from 2003, and I think is from San Francisco, so what does this mean? Is this hysteria caused by Brad Hicks? Is it FOX news? Is Brad Hicks the devil or illumnati, or is he just an smug newscaster with cheese ball ties.
Pig on you Brad.. Just say it. April 1, I will be waiting.
You can read the referenced article here : http://www.gradethenews.org/pages/nowhere%20news.htm
Brad Hicks Milwaukee – You can make this all go away
Brad Hicks of FOX 6 news Milwaukee. I know you are Googling yourself. I can just tell you are that kind of guy. Most celebs will tell you to never Google yourself, but I look at you and I just know your are a self-googler. Brad, I can make this all go away. By now I know you have seen that not only am I #1 for Brad Hicks Milwaukee, I am also #2! That is over your facebook page and over your linkedin profile. Brad Hicks – I am talking to you. I have a proposition for you Brad. It is simple. I just need you to say something, just 3 words. Three simple words. You can sneak them into your newscast, or your sign off, but I want to hear them. If you say these words Brad, I will take down all my Brad Hicks bashing. The three words are “Pig on you”. That’s it.
Brad Hicks, its not really fair that I have targeted you in these posts. You did that ridiculous story about the Riverwest clinic, then oddly enough, you did a story on Suboxone and the corruption of the methadone clinics. Two stories that while seemingly unlrelated, are not. It would have been decent of you Brad to maybe mention something at the end of your newscast about the Riverwest clinic being one of the place in Milwaukee for people to get Suboxone, and that your story – which once again I feel I need to point out RESULTED IN NO CHARGES, just a major inconvenience. You didn’t tho, so I grant you no quarter.
From now until the end of time when someone Googles Brad Hicks Milwaukee, they will come across a bunch of articles on your douchiness. However, if you want that to change. 3 words – “Pig on you”
Since I have a standing boycott on FOX news. I am going to pick the date. On Wednesday April 1st. Brad Hicks you must say “Pig on You” one your 6 pm news cast. No explanations why, just do it and these pages come down and a new one comes up that shows Brad Hicks and his colorful ties. All the page will say is. Thank You Brad.
Remember.. Pig on you..