Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-29
- I didn’t get what I wanted to get done this weekend.. #
- I need a Spanish translator for a project. I think this would be steady work #
- George webbs is following me?!?! he freaky dancing 2D chicken. Thats all my arteries need. Now I want some bacon, well played George Webb #
- FOX 6 Weather is following me on Twitter.. You really don’t want to know what I have to say about you… #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-03-28
- George webbs is following me?!?! he freaky dancing 2D chicken. Thats all my arteries need. Now I want some bacon, well played George Webb #
- FOX 6 Weather is following me on Twitter.. You really don’t want to know what I have to say about you… #
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Brad Hicks Milwaukee – You can make this all go away
Brad Hicks of FOX 6 news Milwaukee. I know you are Googling yourself. I can just tell you are that kind of guy. Most celebs will tell you to never Google yourself, but I look at you and I just know your are a self-googler. Brad, I can make this all go away. By now I know you have seen that not only am I #1 for Brad Hicks Milwaukee, I am also #2! That is over your facebook page and over your linkedin profile. Brad Hicks – I am talking to you. I have a proposition for you Brad. It is simple. I just need you to say something, just 3 words. Three simple words. You can sneak them into your newscast, or your sign off, but I want to hear them. If you say these words Brad, I will take down all my Brad Hicks bashing. The three words are “Pig on you”. That’s it.
Brad Hicks, its not really fair that I have targeted you in these posts. You did that ridiculous story about the Riverwest clinic, then oddly enough, you did a story on Suboxone and the corruption of the methadone clinics. Two stories that while seemingly unlrelated, are not. It would have been decent of you Brad to maybe mention something at the end of your newscast about the Riverwest clinic being one of the place in Milwaukee for people to get Suboxone, and that your story – which once again I feel I need to point out RESULTED IN NO CHARGES, just a major inconvenience. You didn’t tho, so I grant you no quarter.
From now until the end of time when someone Googles Brad Hicks Milwaukee, they will come across a bunch of articles on your douchiness. However, if you want that to change. 3 words – “Pig on you”
Since I have a standing boycott on FOX news. I am going to pick the date. On Wednesday April 1st. Brad Hicks you must say “Pig on You” one your 6 pm news cast. No explanations why, just do it and these pages come down and a new one comes up that shows Brad Hicks and his colorful ties. All the page will say is. Thank You Brad.
Remember.. Pig on you..
Incoming search terms:
Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin
I like to do keyword research, it’s part of my job, but I also find it really interesting. I noticed today that the search phrase “Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin” gets several hundred searches a month, yet there are no results. That is odd. It’s odd because it’s rare that something hasn’t been written about specifically, or a phrase used, but it’s also odd because there are a ton of Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin. I don’t know any personally, gangs scare me, but since the city is basically surrounded by a ghetto, it’s a safe bet their are Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin. (you see what I am doing here). After doing just a small amount of research, I can see that there are plenty of links 736,000 that reference Gangs and Milwaukee, but so far no one has a page title of Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin. So, I guess I will be #1 for that search.
If you are looking for information on Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin, I’m sorry, you have come to the wrong place. I really don’t know much about them, except that they have taken to attacking bus drivers, shooting people at bus stops, and killing innocent bystanders. If this were an IQ test, the conclusion that would could draw from this is that Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin don’t usually drive their own cars, and they have pretty bad aim.
If you are looking for anymore info on Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin, you should probably hit the back button and return to Google. I am sure you can dig up some FOX 6 news story about Gang members hiding in your drain. I bet Brad Hicks is the one covering it. Hi Brad Hicks!!!
EDIT: This is why I love keyword research. In constructing this stupid page, I stumbled on an excellent article on gangs in milwaukee wisconsin. So see? This page did provide some value! Article is here: http://www.milwaukeemagazine.com/currentIssue/full_feature_story.asp?NewMessageID=11745&pd=1/4/2007&l=#
EDIT #2: Two hours later I am now the #4 link in Google for Gangs in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Viva La WordPress baby!