Bill Maher stole my cell phone. Now he’s coming to Milwaukee

well, he tried to. Bill Maher is coming to Milwaukee tomorrow. I have been a big fan of his for a long time. I used to live in Hollywood and I was a regular fixture at Cheetahs, a small strip club on Hollywood Blvd.

I was more than a regular, I was basically a fixture. Cheetahs used to be cool, a good place to see aging child stars and the occasional celeb who was slumming it for the evening. Bill Maher came in a few times, I didn’t want to bug him, I am not one to be star struck. I just like Bill Maher. We have similar views, similar habits, he’s a guy I’d like to hang out with.

At any rate, I had a few regular cabbies that I would call and the usual routine was that 4 or 5 of the staff from the club would spend the night partying at my house up by the Hollywood sign. I was standing outside the bar at closing time which is sort of a ritual, people lingering outside waiting on the ladies to get off work to continue the party. It was the usual suspects, and the guy who sold incense – I probably gave that guy a few grand in 2002. Bill Maher came out with a girl under each arm, he was pretty lit and clearly on his way to a good night. I heard him ask “where the hell is Beverly Hills?”. He needed to go, so I told him he could have my cab, however what I wanted in return was for him to say hello to someone I was on the phone with (they were a Maher fan). Bill took my phone and said “Hi this is Bill Maher from politically incorrect… and I just stole this guys cell phone!” and he jumped in the cab. I had to scramble into the cab after him to pry my phone out of his hand.

It makes for a good story, my run in with Bill Maher. What I am hoping is that Bill is narcissistic enough that he might google himself or possibly Google “Best place to get pot in Milwaukee” and find this post. You never know, stranger things have happened. I wanted to go see his show but I forgot to get tickets.

Bill.. If you read this. Give me a call 414.367.9736 – I have since bought a new phone.

Neon Sculptures in Milwaukee

It’s 9:43 am. This is a post about Neon Sculptures in Milwaukee. Or rather its a post about an artist in Milwaukee who makes neon sculptures. OK, well in fact it really isn’t. What this really is, is a test I am running to check the time it takes to get indexed in the big G for a relatively low competition phrase. In this case an article about an artist who creates sculptures out of neon, he lives in Milwaukee.  Yes, I understand that this really isn’t the blog to be posting this on, but I have to do my tests, then I will delete it.

I don’t really know much about neon, so I can’t write with much authority. I know its glass tubing that is filled with electrically charged gas. I also know that its often used to make signs, especially beer signs.

If I had the pick of neon signs, I would take the sign that hangs in back of the stage of crazy girls in Hollywood.

Ok, well that about wraps up this post about neon sculptures. I should be able to get all the information I need from this post.

All I need to do is place one outgoing link to something about neon sculptures  in the post, and maybe a picture.

 

Thanks for popping by to check out my article about neon sculptures in Milwaukee . Time finished 9:51 am

 

UPDATE:

Google indexed and ranked at 10:08 a.m. The next time some SEO snake tells you that you should expect your site to rank in Google in 30 – 90 days, make sure you tell them you know a guy who can get it done in 20 minutes.